Dear Graham,
Years ago, you stole something that was dear and close to my heart. You stole my mother's earrings, the prize possession of her whole jewelry library. Now, I want $500,000,000 dollars. You know why I want that much money? I stole your love of your life, Sarah Chizever. She is now in my captive hands, tied up, and her mouth taped shut in complete darkness and silence. If you ever want her back, you are going to have to come get her at this address with the money: the park. If you do not come with the money, I will have my possy get you. I do not ever want to see you around Worthington ever again, unless you give my earrings back. Sarah Chizever will remain captive and lonely while your crippled soul sits at home, admiring my mother's earrings. Thank you, and I hope you love your woman enough to come save her.
Sincerely,
Da Boss, Sarah
Sarahhh I love this! haha this is sooo funny (: You and graham crack me up forreal. But the story kept me going. I wanted to read it till the end.. Good job!
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